second banana

Guidelines

18+
Second Banana has a zero-tolerance policy on content related to minors in any way. We report serious violations to the relevant agencies and encourage users to do the same with suspicious posts.

No Escorting, Solicitation, or Promotion
As much as we support and respect ethical sex work, Second Banana is not pay for play. With us, you get these jollies pro boner, ahem, pro bono, which makes any posts alluding to money in exchange for time is a bannable offense. We understand the hustle, but we want to preserve the legality and spirit of our platform. Don’t think you can get around the system; we’re smarter than you and you will sorely miss Second Banana if banned. You can, however, explore your happy ending fantasies for free with consenting partners you meet on this platform, and that is so much hotter.

No Drugs
Listen, we’ve partied with the best of them, and we certainly don’t judge. In fact, we can give you an excellent recommendation for a shaman ready to take you on a vision quest in Peru! Nonetheless, posts soliciting or alluding to drugs don’t belong on Second Banana, where you can reach sexual, not chemical, climax

No Violent and/or Abusive Content
We don’t kink-shame here at Second Banana, but violent and/or abusive content is not tolerated on Second Banana. This includes BDSM, a generally healthy expression of sexual fantasy. You’re free to explain your kinks on your post, but no explicit content that degrades or marginalizes others. We understand it hurts so good, but you need to indulge in whips and chains outside of this platform.
You are also free to role play on Second Banana but avoid illegal and/or unethical themes. This includes content related to incest; what happens in the hills of Appalachia needs to stay there.

No Animal Cruelty or Bestiality
We love our furry (and Furry) friends at Second Banana, and we do not permit any content with animal cruelty, including bestiality. You violate this rule, the handcuffs you’ll wear won’t be the sexy kind!

No Personal Information
To protect the privacy of you and your fellow users, refrain from using any identifiable info on your listing, which includes addresses, social media, phone numbers, etc. Trust us, we don’t want to see you harassed or stalked outside of role playing, if that’s what you’re into, so keep your and others’ personal details to yourself!

Keep it Local
The ultimate goal of Second Banana is for the eagle to land, so to speak; we don’t want our users jerking their chains to non-local posts. Blue balls are only fun in bubble tea, so respect geographical boundaries!

No Spamming or Catfishing
Second Banana wants you to come as you are, you will find someone who accepts every part of the authentic you. That’s why we don’t accept the fakery of spamming and/or catfishing. This includes creating multiple accounts, which we will find, delete, and ban with a quickness. We know you’ll agree that the time wasted dealing with these weirdos is much better spent finding your sexual twin flame!

Don’t Post About Other Users
Your safety is our priority at Second Banana, and we don’t mean prophylactics (but please, wear a condom!). When you encounter someone sketchy, don’t make posts about them and take the vigilante route. Instead, email us, a staff of geniuses with rapid response times who will investigate all user-related complaints to ensure the safety and privacy of our users.

A Note
A little common sense goes a long way to maximize your time on Second Banana, and we know our users are a smart group of sexual dynamos. For example, even though you can post nudes, consider that it’s an open forum and the internet is forever. We reserve the right to remove explicit or obscene material but understand the impulse and are pretty forgiving. If you have any questions, please reach out, otherwise have fun finding your Second Banana!